Conspiracy Theory: Celine Dion and Canada.

Conspiracy Theory: Celine Dion and Canada.
by Deus Vitae


New evidence from the Pentagon has recently fallen into the hands of hackers and has
trickled down to me.  Ever since the freedom of America have we desired to also control our
"friend" to the north, Canada.  The War of 1812 was in many ways an attempt ot make this dream come
true.  It has not died in the military's hopes.

The military wants Canada, but for such a large-scale operation the public must have reason
to wish it to be so.  Thus, Celine Dion enters the picture. The government added her to the movie
Titanic so that her music may be heard and to make America hate Canada.  The government was also to
put out propoganda demonstrating how Dion and Alanis Morrisette, etc. were evil Canandian products
in order to raise bad sentiments toward Canada. Unfortunately, the government counted wrong on
Dion, and millions enjoyed her along with the movie Titanic.  Operation Northern Reach was thus
aborted, and our government is thus to blame for the horror known as Celine Dion.

The hackers shall remain confidential.
 
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