Beefcake - Rejected
Fearless Records

I was once told that if you can't say anything nice about someone (or in
this case, a certain band whos name rhymes with "reefcake"), don't say
anything at all.  So I should end the review right here, but I just thought
I should share some song titles with you: "Bob Saget [I Hate You]," "My
Dominatrix," "Proctologist," and "Hung Over Again."  The best song on this
worthless piece of plastic is a cover of Cheap Trick's "Surrender," and
they even fuck THAT up.  Please, don't buy this, don't let these idiot kids
think that just anyone can form a melodic punk band.
...scott heisel...

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